Largest man ever goes to regular sized museum and complains the whole time.

the first animal of chernobyl's newly founded animal shelter has pictures on facebook! his nose is a finger and he is very sad.

A ninja hiding in poop

Pretentious (and newly blind) Squirtle litters on a beach while reminiscing of happier times...

NO PUNTING FETUSES. (Law 29b of NFL handbook enacted after Denver Broncos fiasco of 2011)

I am a blue circle, literally, my body is a giant blue circle. Why would you expect me to smile?

Submissive man bends over while his grandmother grabs a slice of pizza from the pie he is balancing on his ass.

Einstein on Breaking Bad, figures out how to make meth from water.

a baby's bottle filled with radioactive uranium

an obese version of Finn from Adventure Time

A man with a moustache for a mouth, glasses, and a pickle for a goatee.

Link is finally fed up with Navi and tries his hardest to kill her. He can't seem to find her, though...

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