An angry tulip curses at a whale over the suns of narnia.

A house is sad because lava is slowly reaching towards it, and a boulder comes careening closer.

Coca Cola, the older, cooler, more satisfying beverage of choice, berates a younger cola and taunts his sexuality over a girl named Sally.

A delicious hot steaming pile of shit served with two frozen dicks.

A stinky turd smokes a blunt and colorfully exclaims: "Smoke weed every day."

Stars over red bladder, against the stark white of reality. How bleak and horrifying.