Huge dork.
The vrillyhoo hammer is not crap.
Homestuck.
Someone decided not to draw and write instead. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your goat.
Grammar nazi tree.
Hamsteak
Problem sleuth
The doctor hates endings of books.
Gamzee wishing for miracles.
Karkat's triggered by the last description.
Karkat cosplayer lost their horns
tin can