a whale says fuck this and flys the fuck away like a boss, astounding the fish ,people and fish people nearby

the longer you stare at the abyss the more strained your eyes get and you get glaucoma

Flying a rocketship into the stars in a suicide mission against the starmen. You know there waiting

Ness from Earthbound is attempting to murder The Joker with his Yo-Yo

you are staring at a river. you realize the river is made of bananas

A dragon attacks a birthday party because he wasn't invited