A mixer bowl and fish in a tank much too small for it share an awkward silence.

Man shoots himself in the bum with his laser eyes using portals. It's a fetish.

A girl looks dejectedly at the fake candy bar she holds in her hand. She has diabetes, and it was her only hope.

A black cat wakes up after a horrifying nightmare where he gets his face mauled, and is surprised to see no obvious facial wounds

Kool-aid man enthusiastically yells "OH YEAH!" but masked guy behind him is not allowing it.

Skyrim

Dragon on a pile of gold

A vengeful millipede armed with sword and shield charges at a seemingly unfazed carrot

Batter yearns for some delicious onion rings

A light sabre plugged into a wall.

Angry peanut man with luscious lips thinks about basketball

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