Who needs sewage systems when you can just stick your butt into a portal and poop into someone else's world?

A phone drank a fairy potion and is now capable of written language, but it still has no logic, and it has a big ego.

A bald plumber went to someone's house, but there was no pipe in sight, only a stickman with a pizza, so he cleaned the pizza instead.

Caterpillar is crawling around on a piece of paper looking for a place to build his cocoon.

a saggy dice

four green jelly beans wearing sombreros want to have a party

A number of balls obscured in a mysterious black smoke.

It has just finished raining. A brilliant rainbow arches across the sky.

chicken in a sombrero

Doodle or Die

a head surrounded by colorful circles

New Chain

the caveman who discovered fire

confused tadpoles

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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