What you fantasized about when you were a kid after watching Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers

Madagascar closing its shipyards to prevent disease from infected ships

Battle of the Century: Godzilla vs Charles Barkley

John Wilkes Boothe about to kill Abraham Lincoln, because Lincoln wouldn't STFU about how the play was being shit. "Now you fucked up!"

The source where all bacon comes from

Fried delicacy amongst the native peoples of Africa

B^U Bum Tickley

A gentlemanly shark with a top hat grinning, probably thinking "Do it faggot"

your face when you just wasted 2 hours on Doodle or Die

Introducing Mexico's first black president: Barack Obanjo

DRUIDS solving a MYSTERY

Shark regretfully eating his only best friend... an oatmeal raisin cookie.