Write a funny joke or pun

An aroused Camel

Little Foot from Land before time is scared of death.

Angry cat on fire shouting NO!

A bomb gift in a stocking.

Plastic wedding ring

I knife headed made

An angry man juggling Mass effect 2 cases.

Reindeer Games

Naked pink man sees a rocket heading for his house, "Well fuck!"

Saw and Seesaw puns

Jesus cracked the wold in half.