I won't eat that shit! It is not properly sorted! I NEED MY SEPARATE CUISINE!

Stormcloak scum think they are #1. They however, are wrong.

The orc's ally in battle is the potato honor. It is very helpful as it has a helmet, for protection.

"DAI DAI DAI! Unidan?" The japanese phone caller tries in vain to reach someone.

"You must wear diapers forever", said the judge.

"Ass me about my pants." He tells me, I still can't get over the amazing haircut this purple-shirted man has. *happy sigh*

Fuck Target, apparently.

"So, how much for this hotdog car?" the overweight balding man said.

Osama Bin Laden is cosplaying as Solid Snake and is saying a whole bunch of stuff when he is spotted by Americans.

How I feel while on doodle or die.

An orange raccoon dinosaur, they have terrible manners.

No, just because we are floating in the void does not mean I will have sex with you.