A unicorn that dislikes trees imensely

Bill Clinton licks a mysterious brown stick

Pimp turtle swearing into a microphone

A black man meditates intensely

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a man with 4 grey penises

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A unicorn pissed on itself and is now yellow.

Mickey Mouse has never seen cocaine before.

An apple who has an invalid opinion.

Jack sits in a corner and decides to kill himself because he doesn't have a penis...or a cat

Pac-man raping a black man in prison.

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