A list of things that are not good video games.

Doodle or die is getting recursive.

Pikachu is holed up in a makeshift foxhole next to dueling forks, under assault by a hatchet and an old-fashioned clock in a semitruck.

A lazy artist that fears no litigation draws Hulk Hogan throwing himself off of a large, featureless slab of rock.

A bear finds a baguette that he thinks might be Solid Snake.

A beach filled with penguins.

Exasperated office worker with a 5 o'clock shadow deals with a moron.

Blue guy with a jack-o-lantern for a head.

The first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "potato."

Chilly Smurf telling Paranoid Smurf to chill out, casually.

A constipated man.

Modern art.