A man fornicates with a tree.

Midget wins against a man with no friends.

Happy black guy with Brown aura

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle..

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Oh hi Mark I didn't see you there.

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Fuckin' Jim!

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A new Michael Bay film that pits the boners of the elderly against a quiche.

Some fuckin clouds in a fuckin sky.

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Worm cosplaying as Spiderman inside an apple.

Big blue bear being blue and attacked by rain and lighting.

Armless Homer regrets that he is fat and looks to armless Marge for comfort.

Dry Anal gives a handy to Moo Cow.

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