Due to a horrible birth defect, some mermaids are born blind, bald, one armed and with a crab claw instead of a fish tail.

Two brave lil' ghosts accept death and meet it together as the greedy, yellow monster approaches.

This malfunctioning DALEK has got his sensors on some young pink pussy.

Guy with a CD strapped to his forehead and with his shirt open stands there smiling at you.

His seemingly brilliant solution to the problem of desertification by throwing puddles at Sahara backfired with serious repercussions

This wristwatch lets you punch bad weather in the face.

The first born prince of the Asswipe clan sees his destiny in a magic disco ball.

The Armless Flasher strikes again.

Surprise was his first response, then regret for not bringing a repellant for the flying zombie catfish infestation.

Rain ruins Donkey Ride business and Dimitri the Donkey is sad.

Ocean Breezes aren't really that cool, but don't tell that to Bob the cool tomato.

Yes I agree: better blowjobs than no jobs, but this blowjob blows.