A dude in his 50's is laying in bed, afraid of something only he can see, he can only stare in utter horror.

Doodle or Die

Mcdonalds staff aren't doing their job right, so a customer has to starve at the counter.

Porn is free, netflix is not.

Gentleman duck goes to buy a new hat since he lost his old one. His monocle has a gold chain. It is encircled with bands of sapphire.

No, you're the best!

Dendoro the zombie takes a morning walk.

Some green-haired punk is curbstomping an old lady

New Chain

Wah! What are we going to do on the bed? *pomf=3*

New Chain

Wah! What are we going to do on the bed? *pomf=3*

dude pees an angel into the snow while sentient trees watch disgusted.

Doodle or Die

Rick has teal spikey hair and vomited recently.

New Chain

humanity evolves into a single gigantic organism enveloping the entire earth.

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