I have absolutely no drawing ability. I am so sorry.
Companion cube/pokeball
A field of flowers with grazing bunnies. Nothing sexual here.
An ice cream cone filing for divorce.
A sentient tree with a strangely finger-ey finger.
An amoeba trying to speak english.
A cow has passionate intercourse with a man, affectionately referring to him as "a tight fat skrillex".
A man attempts to sell gold rings to a person with a pig nose and a raincloud above his head. It's really hard to tell.
A cat with its head through a piece of bread. Again.
Something dramatic and thought provoking.
Something you hate.
Something that will disturb the next person who sees it to the point of endless nightmares.
A bluebird displays his distaste for freedom.