A confused man is trapped behind a tree. It's a good thing, though, because a gigantic blue eye is trying to look at him.

A fat man with a wing instead of an arm is eating a piece of feces.

A man licking the tip of a butter knife (butter not included).

A crying Pokeball is floating around in space, yelling about how Poland will never get into space and laughing.

A bottle of hairspray named Montana with eyes and huge lips is smoking a joint and drinking a red martini.

You're sneaking up on Freddy Krueger, who is standing alone in the darkness.

A dragon is pretending to be a Wood Elf.

A squinty-eyed man is questioning the validity of the equation "grapes = orange".

The sun, tentacles waving and eyes shiny with childlike wonder, has just insulted someone and is using a solar pun to rub it in.

A banana is being cut in half.

A man is very frustrated to find that his book is written in German.

two mushrooms headbutting each other

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