in an alternative ending, Dorey and Marlin mapquest Nemo.

Mercury fears growing up. The rest of the Solar system has lost its patience.

Seriously? Hey, you'll be alright. Just like, go to a club or something and meet someone. Consensual sex is great!

There's no cottage cheese left! You asshole.

Rainbows can be depressing too

weird elongated coat man picks up some asparagus

Don't trust dinosaurs, they'll eat your family.

Edgar tried to show his car affection but it refused. It crashed on the couch.. and burned the house down.

He tried to hold it in, for he knew it would be the death of the human race but alas, his cat allergy made the apocalyptic sneeze inevitable

She was the prettiest girl at the ball

Who will win this great battle?! BUTTER OR STEAK?!

And then, from within the forest, Navi was born!