Sniper's legs spun so fast that he began to helicopter up and away into the air. "Holy dooleyyyyyyyy-"

Naked Engineer consumed too much cream gravy and is now shitting it out all over the floor (ewwww)

Scoot's tooth got knocked out by a nice punch to the face, but he wasn't at all phased!

Demoman skipped past a fire hydrant on his way to the party. He was wearing nothing but knee-high socks, and his butt jiggled majestically.

Elsens having a crazy techno rave!

ENGINEER IS FRUSTRATED ABOUT MATHS D:

After snorting massive amounts of cocaine, Engineer baked a blue cake. He laughed maniacally about it while his teammates cowered in fear.

RED Scout's bouncy badonkadonk clearly knows NO bounds, the BLU Spy confusedly observed.

Heavy morphs into Archimedes and flies around chirping, "Poot! Poot!"

Suddenly, the sky began to rain yellow. The enraged BLU team all looked up, only to see naked Sniper pissing atop a zooming cloud.

Soldier put his American mouth all over Demoman's kilt-concealed Scottish south.

Archimedes disappeared into a blood-red fog.