Doodle or Die

man has sex with a bored female pilot while shes checking out her phone... Wait! WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?!?

oh god, really?! ok, its like a candy cane hooker, shes got one boob out, and - Goddamn! It looks like shes been through some shit...

Doodle or Die

A really well drawn doofus Rick who looks like... wait... does he have shit on his face? Hey guys! This Rick eats shit!

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star trek captains playing strip poker

a sobbing naked ginger begs for food with butthole lips

New Chain

Star Trek captains picking teams for holo-dodgeball

someone used the office photocopier to make pictures of their butt

New Chain

Beth walks in on a threesome with Jerry, Sleepy Gary, and Doofus Rick

close up ice cream in a waffle cone

Doodle or Die

G the worlds first dog superhero

New Chain

Polly the poodle makes poor life choices

a man taking his rat for a walk

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