Caliborn attempts to woo the fandom with sarcastic japanese but fails

A robot commands his human slave to lick his foot.

As a happy man snowboards the mountain, a blue bird thinks "what an idiot". Probably because theres a gorge at the bottom.

Ness uses purple powers to defeat his enemies.

Equius rides a piggy off into the sunset saying "D-->Yeehaw"

Tomorrow is the 24th day without an update. The fans begin questioning the comics existence, and their own. They all need to get a grip.

Two buddies finally reached level 1000000!

Karkat does an auspistice between Sollux and Eridan.

Slenderman is catching some sweet waves on his board.

A veil of black mist approaches you. Various unsettling sounds can be heard from inside. Dare you to enter traveler?

An orange pyramid with a single eyeball proclamis to you this solem phrase. "Cheetos"

Pinkie Pie is frozen. It is "cool".