Crazed jail inmate runs circles in solitary confinement with a pistol and a stick of dynamite.
function xo^Sf'(x)=F(x)
Michael Jackson does a backflip off the Empire State Building
a sickly figure looks like he may turn out okay
fleshy redhead holding a grenade eats a table's leg while a log falls on his head
Selfish man refuses to share the loot with the dirty orphan girl.
Happy guy wins first place trophy
Trollface wakes up and goes to inspect the noise in the garage armed with only a candle and nightgown.
They'll NEVER find Freddy Krueger back there behind that tree NEVER!
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Cuz I'm thinkin's DIRTAY things with my awesome hair.
"sikp" in big, black, bold letters. It is underlined and the p has a smileyface in it. Probably a derail.