Find special packs of Pepsi Cola and you have a chance to win your very own stillborn fetus, and thousands of other worthless prizes!

A pink person with tiny arms

"Oh, spongebob, this isnt what i mean when i said you should give me head"

New Chain

Professor Layton ducks behind a table, loading a shotgun whilst Luke bleeds out on the floor. Covered in picarrats

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone! vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom, bananacar!

An emobug appeared! RED used stomp! It's super effective! emobug fainted!

An incontinent man harasses a plumber

HARO - COMBAT EVORVED

My name is Inigo Montoya. You erased my father. Prepare to be scribbled out.

Lesser known superhero Duckman (half jewish) spies $5 on the ground, and picks it up.

Surprised black man suddenly grows beard.

Sonic get's fisted by ivo robotnik. Enjoys it

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