How do you do, fellow kids

An artist paints a perfect portrait only to realize he wasnt painting and its a mirror.

Piling hat upon hat upon hat upon hat, the orangeman grew more regal and intelligent, starting a great purge of the pearpeople

Bioshock Ifinite: Enhanced edition revalues the weight of ammunition being thrown to booker by elizamcguffin.

the most totally radical game of chess ever played! ..and nobody was there to see it

Cthulhu is late to hand in his tax return.

Purple Aki having his muscles felt and looking uncomfortable

Mental gymnastics always seem to replace physical ones. That's why SJW's are fat. and ugly

Finally alone, George undoes his pants and rubs the smooth lump of skin where his genitals should be

The charger from L4D2 contemplates loss. His legs are gone. He knows loss.

An effeminate coathanger decides to abort its Microwave oven baby

A disabled person eating a bone is accosted by homophobic carrot people.