I am the egg man.

A sad black man standing in a rain storm.

Giordi LaForge confirming that a baby does not, in fact, have a fever.

Angry bald man disagrees.

Bacon being thrown onto the frying pan. A delicious display.

It's a pile of poop.

Patrick the starfish gets stuck inside of a black polygon and is quite frustrated at the situation.

The Sun wants a hug; unfortunately it seems hugging the sun is quite painful.

It's Sonic the Hedgehog.

Man in wheelchair attempts to pole-vault.

Rainbow stapler