BIG, MEATY COCKS. (ROOSTERS, BITCH) ...OR SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Mario is getting reeeal sick of your shit, Bowser.

I don't even lift.

He just doesn't give a shit, except for the red one on his shirt.

So I was just petting my Siberian tiger, and then a unicorn just decided to stick its horn in my pooper.

Giant airships attack Tokyo, for the 31st time

Alien Gecko Intestines

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck.