Naked man eats bubblegum out of a dick while wondering where his mustache went.

Sad snail.

Ice cubes are cold.

Carrot, Eggplant, Broccoli, and phallusmushroom have a tea-party.

A brown oblong

Where'd my mustache go?

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Me teaching you're father about the universe (with my penis)

a banana making love to a toaster

A road atop illegible scribbles.

>2012 Owning a vagina

no it was reggie

John mongles cars

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