A new brand of muffin! - brought to you by ANAL, a family company

It's a new era! Stick people deserve tights! They stage a kissing protest to fight for their right to wear jeggings!

That electric moment when two arms touch in a movie theatre on a first date

"Stop him! He's running away with all the fucks!"

Bitches be crazay

Doodle or Die

SHAKE YOUR UDDERS YOU CRAZY COW BITCH! IT'S TIME TO DANCE!

A mexican sleeping bean high-fives his invisible friend while Dolly Parton looks on in shock.

A simplified, more palatable version of World War II

an ogre about to sing the national anthem

A platypus about to take a poop on the world

A worm awaiting his fishy fate

Doodle or Die

an awesome spaceship. makes me want to watch cowboy bebop

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