Steve was shocked when his little sister ordered him to sit on a chair with a coat attached to it

holy shit a grotesque zombi putting on makeup oh god that startled me

very very very scary face

A dragon and a man playing with giant dice in a very dark room

beezow zoopidy zoop bop bop the raddest dehydrated wheels in space

bloodshot eyes

SAY YES TO PURPLE SAYS THE SMALL PURPLE MAN

A cookie is the sun. A mexican bear punches a stick who hates mexicans. A squirrel pees on a blue car nearby.

This man's plan for the next 20 years is to be naked and alone. Fortunately, he's rather well endowed.