As the "S.S. But" traversed the sea, avoiding the treacherous "ass-burgs", a rogue wave crashed upon her bow, snapping her main mast.

The Statue of Liberty

Atop a hill made of hair, two men sing the hit song "Chocolate Rain" to an audience of one, an inebriated Luigi.

It was a dark and stormy night. A bit of light crept under my bedroom door, illuminating the eyes of some devious creature watching me.

Stiletto heels make baby chickens dizzy.

steve from blues clues in a green striped shirt standing next to a blue animal with no mouth and pointy ears and no tail

A polar bears face was replaced with a gray blob, then someone put a brown hat on him, and shot him into space.

Dan... the extra long wiggly armed vocalist.

A stick man... not laughing.

An angel floating on a fart cloud

Brunette hipster girl, complete with ironic glasses.

A billboard, containing a giant yellow exclamation point, standing beside a road.