Gaider's lies and slander.

Dorian bathing in the blood of your waifu.

Solas grew hair and is upset about it, while covered in the fade.

Cole is Edward Scissor-hands and made the warden a kawaii horse.

Stroud enjoys intercourse between dogs.

your moste doing sexual things with your worste

Cory has magical lyrium hand powers and has sexual fantasies of dragons.

Master elf lord disapproves of your sexual prowess.

Sera knows that crippling feeling of being alone forever.

/dag/ wizard is upset with your taste in waifus.

Slutty Qunari quiz questioning your style.

Harding is kawaii and shocked by a rift. Where as everyone else is gross and uninterested. Except Cole, he is always a little bitch.