A digimon spitting up blood, most likely from being forced to fight. That or it has a serious medical problem which has caused the blood.

A decapitated person (most likely a zombie or some immortal being) looking for his.her head.

a person who knows who he/she is.

A cat destroying a house for food and attention.

a bear playing a trumpet with its nose

Singing in the shower!

sperm donor

Killer laptop

notre dam phone

This is a hold up!