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Cool Hand Luke with a rusty old sabre is pretty scared of the glowing ectro-worms he found in this shady hillside cavern.

"Good mornin' America, how are ya? I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans. I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done!"

Don't ever talk to me or my land of the rising son every again!

Even laughing sun doesn't understand how Jim managed to get reverse truckers sunburn (even his torso is sunburnt!) trying to find his keys.

Timmy Stickfigure is a little young to be enjoying a fat blunt, but the giant reefer in the sky declared 420 to be the holy number.

Defending Cartoon-Weight Champion, Bread Winner faces off against new threat Lava Mole. Truly an epic match.

What if the Titanic sank after hitting a lava ball?

You thought the snake don't want none? Fool, these buns don't want your old monopoly mustache toupee wearing snake! Boo!

Batman and Robin encounter their most despicable enemy yet in the form of faceless demon spirit - oh no! He's taken Batman's face and voice!

The world's hugest nosebleed came to Mike one day atop his office building, 3 stories high. "Oops. Nosebleed", he said.