when your old gran wants to go back to her day job at the strip club

Hum. A Goomba has lept from a space ship,falling to earth sure to die,in a last act of defiance it's shooting back at the ship, duel pistols

The summer of 1945 war was about to end but it wasn't over.The birds have been fighting the pigs for years.And one bird took it too far

A 2'000 year old cookie bleeding from holes that once where chocolate chip

Going to be honest I have no idea what this is... It might be Jupiter. I'm sorry if its not. PLEASE FORGIVE ME :( :( :(

Well we did it guys. We made it to the point were I want to die. Well just look at this, I CANT LIVE AFTER SEEING THIS!!!!!

I used to be a doodler like you until I took a bad meme to the knee. I'm sorry ill let my self out.

Two dots are talking two each other when suddenly, a giant piece of paper attacks then killing them both insteadly. The Paper is now happy:)

Baraey sag

when it finally hits and thataq your dead inside

Doodle or Die

anime is real, When you watch the bee movie you relise that bees are real, When you watch Cory in the house you relise houses are real.

A giant pair of legs with one leg bleeding, In the background you can see a seagull about to poop on a man watching the womans legs. Yummy

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