Kilroy is quite unsatisfied with these eggs and bacon--I mean, what's with the ketchup? He adjusts his monocle and top hat irritably.

Pissin' on a bike just isn't satisfying Dale any more.

"Who's next?" The entire busy street stops and stares at the bloody, murderous Johnny Depp. One person in the distance raises their hand.

No, I'm more in the mood for berries.

Afterwards, Katy the robin left Andrew the #1 Dad mug. the 6-eyed sheep Andrew had been with soon married him, but he was unfaithful again.

Justin Bieber has escaped the blast of the atomic bomb in his private jet, but the effects of the radiation are only beginning...

This elf is upset about her lack of limbs and the... robot coat... electric razor... thing... that is approaching from offscreen...

Yeah, a puppy works too!

Samus Kirby blasts a zubat while a headless and one-armed snake battles a dragon in the sunset canyon below.

NEW DRAWING!

A really good, detailed drawing of a Marilyn Monroe-esque girl with long earrings and a black jumpsuit that goes up to her neck.

A happy stick figure demands that you clap.