A hotdog with the works, but without the bun, or the hotdog. Also,an extra long vendor hair, for good measure.

You, too, can be an attractive winner! All you need to do is stop looking like a dude, drop a hundred pounds, and win all the Olympics.

Rally at the National Mall does not go as planned, due to the MC deciding to swallow about 50 boxes of Fruity Pebbles

Slowly, the door opened. He knew it was coming. He thought if he ignored it, he'd forget. Yet, all these years it was following him: "OW"

There's a snake flying right towards my mouth. No point closing it. It's happening. Mouth fulla snake all up ins.

I'm so angry they forgot the bottom bun on my burger I'm just gonna step all over it

Teen Wolf mistakes himself for another classic movie character

White man with black arm berates similarly skinned baby for his gaming tastes whilst also charging a kamehameha

This monster would be a lot more threatening if it had a body, a not upside-down head, more than one tentacles, or an even amount of arms

Orc forgot his pants. Luckily, someone thought of the children, and gave him a censor bar.

Oh God I'm so high I've already forgotten I'm snorting baking powder instead of cocaine I hope I don't remember oh fuck

Strong Bad video chatting with a man in a ushanka