GOTTA GO FAST

The 2 is farting out a backwards three.

The king presents the bat with a balloon.

Rapist Pear gon' get you!

The letters, "D, S, I, and A," Frighten townspeople to no end.

And now, the speech. Ahem. "ASFSDFASFAS,

A baby has pissed on the floor to loudly proclaim his individuality.

Banana crying. Long live /r/pickle!

Goblin, meet blue delicious blob. Blue delicious blob, meet Goblin.

It's nonsensical, soo... Must be an abstract of Jersey Shore.

Stinky babby no understand loud vidyagayme.

Princess Peach keeps her strict policy of only dating fat, white, Italian plumbers.

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