a woman has put a baby on fire because she wants her husband to buy her more jewelllery

Tits shark

Tetris pieces in the house tonight!

Pinnochio has a blond wife with a green curcly nose

nicki minaj asking for a manicure

A man's arm explodes with blood but he does not notice

The countless murders of goombas and koopas have finally caught up with Mario

A man laughs at the thought of farts

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Hitler is not dead, he lives on Mars

Antoine Dodson curses and becomes a plane

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