woah there

fucking magnets, how do they work???

sleuth your way out of this situation

heart-shaped box (hey, wait, i've got a new complaint..)

woah man. .pregnant nun (but how is babby formed???) and hippo holding a pineapple with a ninja in the background.. the nun want pineapple

IM A FUCKIN WALRUS

an extremely complex work of art which words cannot even describe.. a masterpiece reminiscent of my childhood in the old country.

screaming lightning bolt and meatball running away

teabag

New Chain

A tan woman with dark hair wearing a strap-on dildo fucking Paris Hilton in the ass while singing "God Bless America"

HEY BABY KERMIT

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