this one made me spit out water. a mermaid is firing out a rainbow. you're going to want to do the most living you can in the next 8..

boobs are distracting a blonde guy with sunglases from solving a simple math problem. 2 + 2 = 10 in base four. i'm fine.. he looks kinda hot

THE SUN GOES SUPERNOVA AND KILLS EVERYONE DUE TO OUR HUBRIS AND NEGLIGENCE AS CARETAKERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. ALSO HADRON COLLIDER DID IT

YOU CAN'T LIKE, OWN SPACE MAN

homestar runner has a silly hat that looks kinda like a whale

today i decided to be god

the sun exploding and scorching earth. try to include jupiter acting smug that SUN OF A BITCH, GET OFF MY DICK

lucifer and your favourite chemical reaction

someone insulting a wizard wearing an unfortunate moo moo

minus the reality warping child with a red balloon

everywhere he goes he's flipped you off with his nose going to beat you up going to make you hurt if you hit him back or think about his sac

happiness is the key open the door sleep on the floor dream about lucifer