When you're rife with devestation, there's a simple explanation, you're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball

Man steals monopoly "get out of jail free" card, uses it for vacation. Police comes to take the card back.

OM NOM NOM IT'S A DINOSAUR

Man drowns in mysterious green liquid. Being held at gunpoint

Bootylicious rump appears stage right. Daymn, son, that booty got shine.

Claw-hand man with really long eyes cries as he dreams of other, happier man, who is claw-free

Man greets ghost with rude observation about ghost's vertical challenge, ghost is not affected by insult

Unhappy child

Fisherman who lost his shoe

Depressed Alien

Nice Cheese