Rick Santorum's homo-therapy conditioning chair.

An old man has found contentment in the simplicities of life, like the newspaper hat his grandson made him to hide his receding hairline.

blue eyed hate crime

Moon Puberty

brick goes here

A man in a dark room neglects his flatscreen for the dirty, dirty CRT 8 BIT HAPPY PORN 3D SIMULATION HUNT AND CLICK!

Selling acid was a bad idea and selling it to a cop was a worse one.

a snake ignores a dead fish that is flung at him.

the quadratic formula, with shapes instead of variables = 59.

New Chain

A sad panda eating the last bamboo shoot in the forest.

A man having sex with a cloud

A sleepybutt

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×