Someone didn't know, so they suggested tits. Good suggestion.

Philosoraptor ponders the secrets of the universe

The ugly cat is facing catnip withdrawal symptoms during detox

The feathered hat inspector is on the case, but suffering from insomnia

Purple and blue have a knockout wrestling match

Jackson Pollock had one of his more colourful days

One blonde girl is worse at golf than the other

Obama show's he's a better basketball player than Romney

Some well-dressed carrot calling a dressed-up eggplant ugly, while both on ice.

Bill Nye The Science Guy goes rogue and throws acid in woman's face.

Awesome flying laser eye camels destroying the pyramids.

A girl in a pink dress juggling eyeballs in front of a circus.