The government

Someone getting angry that their first house has a roof that is too big, so he burns it instead

Miley Cyrus swinging her wrecking ball into the last remaining tree in the Amazon

The sun rolling down a hill, killing everyone who gets in the way

A typical reddit user replendently delcaring his love for a woman, but being rejected.

A stickman with a large, orange shoe

A sleeping man sticks out his tongue whilst dreaming of what looks like a large green jelly bean but it has spots so it's possibly a plant?

Barack Gro-bama

Toast attempting to bring a dead man back to life by trying to restart it's heart whilst crying out in desperation for him to live

Vampire butterfly attacks a fried egg

Shed Eeran

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