Honey, why is the baby on fire?

Jeff never has any good ideas

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A SHEEP

Fred and George Weasley in a homosexual relationship

Looking at things sideways can be rather confusing

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Sunflowers and vodka make everything better!

A zombie bride wants the brains of Pinkie Pie's cake.

All evil flaming cats must be banished and out of the pool by 9:00 PM. -Management

A mickey mouse turd something

You could say this octopus is a stupid meme.

A crossdressing sperm

A lizard asks a little girl if she wants some. Pedo.

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