Headline! Kim Kardashian Marries Illegal Alien in Shotgun Wedding

Famous Senpai, Vanquisher of the Disfigured Fig Newton

No one came to their wedding. All according to plan...

Mathsketball

The Pale Blue Dot

All fruits go to Heaven

Double orgasm

Ass on a chain

Cat wearing a sweater

Candelabra resting on the edge of a chair, beginning to fall

"Hey Mickey Mouse, WHY THE LONG FACE"

A very sad Digimon