Pregnant man walking down the street with a carrot.

Semen on the lips.

Bat-man has got an iPhone.

Ponies, all of them.

Samus Aran firing a flash-light onto a game of "hang-man"

A bottle of wine.

Smelly donut with the inscription "Mt. Dicks" on it.

I...I don't even...

Tombstones reading "Jacob", "Edward", and "Bella". AKA the best night of my life.

Blue Pokemon looking this smiling while a footless man defecates onto it's legs.

Tits or GTFO

Smelly fingers.