scientist looks under a microscope and finds... zombie onion!

four surgeons failing heart surgery

The answer is it makes sounds not unlike a dog. It barks and howls. A fox does not say "ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-a-ding".

The sun is happy because it can finally see the night sky via television.

The man is haunted by his large but kinda sexy ex-girlfriend's ghost.

"I'm sorry sweetie but adding pink, green, light or dark blue, or gray will not help your yellow on red polka dot nails."

A man argues that the kissing fish with duck heads are not ducks, "These are fish!".

A goldfish staring at a dollar bill in its fishbowl.

Pink dog is upset because he knows he cannot eat the chocolate bar.

Surprisingly, the wig stand makes and excellent doctor.

We should all forgive, because "Dlue" or "blue" apologized.

Super Banana Peeler Man is so heroic because he can peel bananas with his mind.