o_O... ... His son is straight and has naked ladies on the tree in his back yard..

Pig wearing a sombrero

Giraffe eating it's mid day lunch.

Grapes. LOL.

A turtle wearing a hat, saying "sup ladies"

Pilgrim doesnt know, probably because he doesnt know us people folk talk.

A powerful fart

Kissing the frog

a guy in the dark looking at something to your side.

a frog with his tounge stuck to the edge of the screen

no arm wrestling

What the shadow realm really looks like. (Yugioh)