"NO scissors! NO razors! NO knives! Because this is AMERICA!" -Mitt Romney an American Dumbass

Doodle or Die

Rihanna dressed as toothpaste singing "Please don

Doodle or Die

Batman loves pizza so much but still doesn't have parents

Obama has a top secret gold stash

Pickle in a skirt

Donald duck getting chased out of town by an angry mob

Your wildest dream on acid

overly tan blonde dude is mad

a purple chicken nugget fell down

hot monkey pick

An apple on a table. Literally

Hitler the Cat wants Poland

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