A useless superhero
After freaking out over a spider, you spill your soda all over your brand new computer; it explodes.
The backside of a guy's head.
This is Sparta (and some other unimportant places)
Boy with hat is a homophobe who chats with Mario and hates Sonic
The new comics is in; guy with glasses is excited
Woman nags about deadly toothpaste
A man in red wants demands intercourse
A man with a large head is sad
A person making it rain
Angry humanoid speaks gibberish
A duck with human lips